Attn: Men of the world,
From this day onward, I will no longer be accepting unsolicited applications for the position of Having Sex With Me. All of my recent proposals have been from applicants lacking tact, respect, charm, bachelorhood, and/or basic hygiene. Future applications for Having Sex With Me must be filed through my agent, and must be accompanied by a reasonable resume and a list of excellent references. And wear a tie, for God's sake.
Sincerely,
Lucy
