University drudge

Tongue-in-cheek tone inspired by Jeff.

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This coffee tastes like

the last goddamn time I wait this long to get started

(I mean it

this time)

Highlighter poised

Ripe and yellow, tart and barely harvested,

to let its jaundiced juices flow

over something significant.

I have banished myself from YouTube

but Times New Roman still crawls

at an unmedicated ADD kid's pace

(lets face it, poetry was not the assignment)

I stopped being smart around 2 am.

Goddamn it.